201+ Funny Jokes For Kids

Laughter is the universal language of joy, and when it comes to spreading giggles and grins, funny jokes for kids are some of the best. Whether it’s a classic knock-knock joke that leaves them in fits of laughter or a clever quip that takes everyone by surprise, you’ll be sure to find some funny jokes for your kids.

Prepare to take notes and jump start your funny bone with more than 200 funny, interactive and themed jokes for every occasion.

Let’s dive in and put a smile on the faces of both young and young-at-heart.

10 Funniest Jokes For Kids

• What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
• Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will “let it go.”
• What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.
• Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels (bay-gulls)!
• How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!
• What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
• What did the nose say to the finger? Stop picking on me!
• What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
• Why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t know, why? To get to the loser’s house. Knock, knock! Who’s there? The chicken!
• What did the puma say to his friend who was making poop jokes? “Stop making me laugh or I’ll puma pants!”

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Boo.
  Boo who?
  Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Interrupting pirate.
  Interrupting pira-
  ARGHHHHHHHH

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ketchup.
  Ketchup who?
  Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Weekend.
  Weekend who?
  Weekend do anything we want!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Witches.
  Witches who?
  Witches the best way out of this neighborhood!?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Bless.
  Bless who?
  But I didn’t sneeze!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Yukon
  Yukon who?
  Yukon say that again!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Honey bee.
  Honey bee who?
  Honey bee a dear and get the door for me.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Leaf.
  Leaf who?
  Leaf me alone!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Hawaii.
  Hawaii who?
  I’m good. Hawaii you?

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

• Why did the chicken cross the road?
  I don’t know, let the chicken mind its own business.
• Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
  To visit his family.
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
  Because she saw what you did to her eggs.
• Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
  To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
  Because it was free range.
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
  Just beak-cause he could.
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
  It wanted to know what all the jokes were about.
• Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
  Because it got run over halfway.
• Why did the momma chicken cross the road?
  To get to the chick-fil-a.
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
  The road betrayed it first.

Dad Jokes For Kids

• Why did the math problem look so sad? Because of all its problems.
• How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
• How do celebrities stay cool? They have lots of fans.
• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
• What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing. They just waved.
• Why won’t Apple start making cars? They wouldn’t support windows.
• Why did the pony ask for a glass of water? Because it was a little horse.
• Have you ever had a bad sausage? It’s the wurst.
• Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale? It comes with no strings attached.
• What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.

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Christmas Jokes For Kids

• Elves use what kind of money? Jingle bills.
• Why are elves such great motivational speakers? They have plenty of elf-confidence.
• What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
• Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill? Jack Frost.
• Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
• How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on.
• What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
• What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
• How did Joseph and Mary weigh baby Jesus at birth? They had a weigh in the manger.
• What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.

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Halloween Jokes For Kids

• What kind of bread do zombies like? Whole brain.
• Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
• Why did the headless horseman decide to get a job? He wanted to get ahead in life.
• What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
• What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day? Lazy bones.
• Why don’t they play music in skeleton church? They don’t have organs!
• Why do skeletons hate parties? They have no-body to dance with.
• What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
• What’s the biggest Halloween contest for moms? Mummy of the year!
• Why can’t you invite twin witches to a party? You can never tell which witch is which!

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Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids

• Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, he’s stuffed!
• Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play!
• Why was the Thanksgiving vegetable side dish so expensive? It has 24 carrots!
• I was going to serve sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving, but I sat on them. What should I serve now? Squash
• What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The G!
• What instrument does a turkey play? The drumstick!
• What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing wing wing!
• What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry? “Yes, I yam.”
• Why is it hard to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes? You can’t just quit “cold turkey.”
• Why don’t side dishes tell jokes? They’re too corny.

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Winter Jokes For Kids

• Why do you think mountains don’t catch a cold in the winter? Because they wear snowcaps
• What do you think a snowman will take when he falls sick? A chill pill
• What do you think Jack Frostman likes the most about school? Snow and Tell
• What are the two words that would scare off a snowman? Global warming
• What kind of cake does the Ice Queen cut on her birthday? One with lots of frosting on it
• If a snowman had two kids, what would he call them? Chill-dren
• What do women use in winter to look young? A cold cream
• Name Frosty’s parents. Mom and Pop-sicle
• What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when he was angry? The cold-shoulder
• Why are winter days the best? Because they are snow much fun!

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Easter Jokes For Kids

• Why wasn’t the bunny that funny this Easter? Because we poached all his best yolks!
• What sport do you have to play on Easter? Basket-ball.
• How do you get the Easter bunny to stay past Sunday? Simply raise its celery.
• How can you speed up buying Easter dinner groceries? Use the eggs-press lane!
• What does the Easter bunny say before it eats? “Lettuce pray.”
• What’s a bunny’s favorite type of book? One with a hoppy ending.
• Why did the the bunny fall for the chicken? Because he was eggs-actly her type!
• When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter? In the dictionary!
• Which college did the Easter bunny have at the top of his list? John Hop-kins University, their track team is great at the long jump!
• Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
• What do you call an Easter bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

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April Fools Jokes For Kids

• Which day of the year do monkeys like best? The first of Ape-ril!
• Did you hear about the cloud that tried catching some fog? It mist.
• Which monster loves April Fool’s jokes? Pranken-stein!
• April Fools’ Day is the favorite holiday of which animal? The silly goose!
• I lost all my winter weight. Now I just have spring rolls.
• What did summer say to spring? I’m going to fall!
• Why was everyone so tired on April 1? Because they just finished a long 31-day March.
• Why can April jump so high? It’s spring!
• What’s a stepladder’s favorite holiday? April Stool’s Day!
• What did April Fool’s Day say after it won an award? Prank you!
• What do storm clouds wear under their pants? Thunderwear.
• Babies born on March 31 are the easiest to prank on April Fools’ Day. They were literally born yesterday!

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Silly Jokes For Kids

• What happened when the world’s tongue-twister champion got arrested? They gave him a tough sentence!
• What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!
• What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant!
• How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
• How do young bees get to school? They take the school buzz!
• What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? “Ruff!”
• What does garlic do when it gets hot? It takes its cloves off!
• What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
• Why is Cinderella bad at soccer? Because she’s always running away from the ball!
• What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

Spring Jokes For Kids

• What do you get when two plants kiss? Tulips.
• What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf.
• Why did one bee tease the other bee? Because he was acting like a bay-bee!
• Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
• Do you know all about April 1st? Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
• Why are oak trees so forgiving? Every Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.
• Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond? To grow a water-melon.
• How does the sun listen to its favorite music? On the ray-dio
• What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom? A son-flower!
• What did the big flower say to the little one? You’re really growing, bud!

Animal Jokes For Kids

• Can a kangaroo leap higher than the Empire State Building? Oh yes! The Empire State Building is a structural masterpiece, and it can’t jump at all.
• What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician
• What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad!
• What do you call a deep-sea Transformer? Octopus Prime!
• Why is a bee’s hair always sticky? Because it uses a honeycomb!
• What do you call a cow in a tornado? A milkshake
• What is the snake’s favorite subject? Hiss-story
• What happened when the wolf swallowed a clock? It got ticks.
• What does a frog eat with its hamburger? French Flies
• Where do tough ducks come from? Hard-boiled eggs

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Summer Jokes For Kids

• What type of tree can fit in your hands? A palm tree!
• What’s a shark’s favorite summer vacation spot? Finland!
• Why did the girl put extra salt in her snack? So that she could do summer-salts (summersaults) at the beach!
• Why are basketball players afraid of going on summer vacation? Because they feel they might get called for traveling.
• Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because they peel
• What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet
• What kind of dessert do you serve at a summer beach party? Beach pie.
• What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses
• Do you know why the sun never went to college? Because he has a million degrees from beforehand
• Why were there detectives at the beach concert? There was something fishy

Fall Jokes For Kids

• How do leaves travel from one town to town? With autumn-mobiles.
• What did the oak tree say when autumn came around? Leaf me alone.
• Why are trees so care free and easy going? Because every fall, they let loose.
• Why do birds fly south in the Fall? — Because it’s too far to walk.
• What runs around a farm but doesn’t move? — A fence.
• What kind of vest do you wear in the fall? A har-vest!
• What do you call a small pepper in late autumn? A little chili.
• What is the best book to read in the fall? Gourd of the Rings.
• What did the squash say to the pumpkin? Life is gourd, isn’t it?
• What did the farmer say when his gourds went missing? There’s pumpkin strange going on around here.

Valentine Jokes For Kids

• What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you!
• What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day? I wuv you watts and watts!
• What do you call a ghost’s true love? Their ghoul-friend.
• What do owls say to declare their love? Owl be yours!
• What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day? The day after when all the candy is on sale.
• Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend? He stole her heart.
• Have you got a date for Valentine’s Day? Yeah, it’s February 14th.
• What do girl snakes write at the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.
• What Valentine’s message was on the honeycomb? Bee mine.
• What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
• What kind of flowers should you NOT give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!

School Jokes For Kids

• Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? C.
• Why did the egg get thrown out of class? Because he kept telling yolks.
• Why did the kid eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
• What kind of school do surfers go to? Boarding school.
• Why was the broom late for school? He over-swept.
• How do fish get to school? The octobus!
• What does a book do in the winter? Puts on a jacket.
• What should you grow in a school garden? Human beans.
• What is the blackboard’s favorite drink? Hot CHALKolate.
• Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot? It’s not right.

Dinosaur Jokes For Kids

• What did the dinosaur put on its steak? Dinosauce
• What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain? A Stegosau-rust
• Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns? I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
• What do you call a dinosaur after a break-up with their girlfriend? Tyrannosaurus ex
• What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush!
• When can three giant dinosaurs hide under a small umbrella and not get wet? When it is not raining!
• Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they didn’t know how to barbecue!
• What is in the middle of dinosaurs? The letter S
• What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time? Lazy bones!
• What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars? Fossil fuel

Pirate Jokes For Kids

• Why do pirates never shower before they get on the plank? Because they will just wash up on the shore later.
• Which instrument do pirates love in music class? The guitaaarrrrrrr.
• Which restaurant do pirates love the most? The Harrrrrrd Rock Café.
• What’s a pirate’s favourite country? AAARRRGHentina!
• Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C.
• How do you make a pirate furious? Taking away the p.
• How do pirates prefer to communicate? Aye to aye!
• What shivers at the bottom of the seas? A nervous wreck!
• What name do pirates give their spotted, pet dog? They name his patches!
• Which is a pirate’s favorite type of fish? The Swordfish!

Dog Jokes For Kids

• Why is a tree like a big dog? They both have a lot of bark!
• What did the dog say to the flea? “Stop bugging me!”
• Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes? A Chi-ha-ha!
• What should you do if a dog chews your dictionary? Take the words right out of its mouth!
• Did you hear about the dog who invented the knock-knock joke? She won the no-bell prize!
• What is a dog’s favorite food? Anything that is on your plate!
• What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food? Bone appetit!
• What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school? Her pet-degree!
• Why does the dog bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper
• What do puppies and storytellers have in common? They both have tails!

Poop Jokes For Kids

• What do flies politely say to the other? “Is this stool taken?”
• Children are like farts. Your own are just about bearable, but everyone else’s are horrendous.
• What do you call a magical poop? Poodini.
• They said pooping is a call of nature. So is farting a missed call?
• Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
• What is something you never appreciate until it’s gone? Toilet paper.
• Did you hear about the sequel, Diarrhea? It leaked, so they had to release it early.
• Why did the toilet seat cry? She got dumped.
• Why are there no bathrooms in some banks? Because not all banks accept deposits.
• What is a bathroom fairy called? Stinkerbell.

Science Jokes For Kids

• What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!
• What did the Limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!
• According to chemistry, Alcohol is a solution! (..they’ll understand when their older)
• What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!
• What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming Trunks!
• How do we know Saturn was married more than once? Because it has too many rings!
• How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket!
• Why do plants hate algebra? It gives them square roots.
• Why don’t magnets have mates? Because they are polar opposites!
• What runs faster: Hot or Cold? Hot, because you can catch the cold!

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Food Jokes For Kids

• What is a table you can eat? A vegetable
• Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well
• Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school
• What did the hungry computer eat? Chips — one byte at a time
• Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing
• What term do we use for a group of strawberries playing guitar? A jam session
• What vegetables are a sailor’s enemies? Leeks
• What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door; I’m dressing.
• Where do hamburgers go dancing? Meat-ball
• What is a pretzel’s favorite dance? The Twist

Fart Jokes For Kids

• Why couldn’t the skeleton fart in front of his friends? He didn’t have the guts.
• What happened to the man who only ate Skittles? He farted rainbows.
• What do you call it when someone eats refried beans and onions? Tear gas.
• What do you call it when someone has a ton of gas after eating? A fart attack.
• What do you call a farting snowman? A snowblower.
• How can you tell when a moth farts? It flies in a straight line.
• Farts are like math. Many of you hate them, but it’s necessary
• I don’t fart. I whisper in my underwear.
• How do you know a clown farted? It smells funny.
• Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

Jokes For Kids Criteria

Jokes for kids are super fun and make children laugh!

They are silly, simple, and totally safe for little ears. A kid joke is usually short and easy to understand, often about animals, school, or everyday things. They don’t have any mean or grown-up language in them. Kid jokes use playful words or ideas, like mixing up meanings or using words that sound funny. For example, jokes with funny animals talking or acting like people!

Here are a few notes on kids jokes:

1. 1. Consider the age group: What makes a joke a “kid joke” is that it’s cheerful, friendly, and makes kids feel happy and giggly! When you’re thinking of jokes for kids, make sure they’re just right for their age group. Younger kids may need simpler jokes, while older ones can handle a bit more complexity.
   2. Keep it clean: When you’re creating jokes for kids, keep them squeaky clean! That means no rude, offensive, or yucky stuff – just pure, good-natured humor. Keep it easy-peasy.
   3. Keep it simple: Kids love jokes they can understand without having to scratch their heads. So, make sure it’s simple and clear. Kids have shorter attention spans, so don’t drag it out. Keep the jokes short and snappy since long jokes can be a bit of a snooze!
   4. Paint a vivid picture: It also helps to try to picture it in your head. Kids enjoy jokes with funny pictures, like animals, objects, or make-believe characters. The funnier, the better!
   5. Keep it relatable: Think about experiences that kids go through – school, family, everyday stuff. Jokes about these relatable experiences can really click. Like, “How do young bees get to school? They take the school buzz!” They repeat to make you laugh!
   6. Make it silly: Ever came across a tricky joke? Kids love word games, rhymes and puns – they make jokes more fun! The sillier, the better! Kids adore jokes that are just plain goofy or out-of-this-world.
   7. Make them wonder, “What’s coming next?”: A good punchline has a twist that takes you by surprise – and that’s when the giggles burst out. Kids’ jokes are meant to make you wonder and smile, so keep them cheerful and full of happy vibes.
   8. Make it interactive: Knock-knock jokes are an all time hit with younger kids because they get to take part in the joke. Any joke where kids get to answer a question that makes them a part of the experience is usually a hit. They love being a part of it!
   9. Keep it happy: Stay far away from scary or gloomy stuff. You want to make kids laugh and feel good, not scared or sad.

So, when you’re cooking up jokes for kids, remember these tips and you’ll have a collection of side-splitting, kid-friendly jokes in no time!

We hope you’ve had a good time and shared some laughs along the way. Jokes for kids are like little pockets of happiness that make our days better. The next time you’re with kids, don’t hesitate to join in on the fun, tell a joke, and enjoy their contagious laughter.

Remember, it’s not just about the joke itself but the joy it brings.

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