130+ Funniest Winter Jokes For Kids

We’re on a mission here – a mission to crack up your little ones with some seriously cool winter jokes for kids. Gather ’round because we’re about to build a winter wonderland of laughter!

I’ve got this bag full of the funniest winter jokes, and I couldn’t wait to share the giggles with you.

Let’s make winter hilarious for the kiddos!

Funny Winter Jokes For Kids

• What is the name of Jack Frost’s favorite aunty? Aunt Arctica
• What does December have that no other month has? The letter D.
• Where does a Yeti surf the web? On the Winter-net.
• What’s the currency of the North Pole? Cold, hard cash!
• What do superheroes add to their drinks during winter? Just-ice.

• What do healthy yetis eat? Iceberg lettuce.
• Why did the hipster keep his vinyl collection outside in the winter? He only liked to listen to cool music.
• What do you call a very strong winter monster with a six-pack? Abdominal snowman.
• What do you call a photo taken at the North Pole? A polar-oid.
• What’s the most popular breakfast in winter? Frosted Flakes!

• What’s a Yeti’s favorite rapper? Ice-T.
• What can you easily catch with your eyes closed? A cold.
• What does Jack Frost eat for his breakfast? Frosties.
• What did the Swiss skier shout when he fell down a mountain? Alp!
• What is a winter ghost called? Casp-brrrrrrr.

• Why didn’t the abominable snowman go to the party? He had snow-one to go with.
• What do trees say after a very long winter? That’s a re-leaf.
• What’s a Yeti’s favorite drink? Iced tea.

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Knock-Knock Winter Jokes For Kids

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow cone with cherry syrup please.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ben!
  Ben who?
  Ben waiting for winter all year!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow real way of knowing.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Icy.
  Icy who?
  Icy you!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow man named Frosty.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ivan.
  Ivan who?
  Ivan terrible cold.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s There?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow laughing matter.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Icy.
  Icy who?
  Icy a big snowstorm coming!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s There?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow way I’m telling you.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Emma.
  Emma who?
  Emma cold standing outside.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snowbody home.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Holly.
  Holly who?
  Holly up, it’s cold out here.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow boots on, ready to roll.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow business like show business like snow business I snow.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow mobile goes zoom.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow use, I don’t remember.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow fact that I’m knocking.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow more presents under the tree.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow owl says hoot hoot.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snowsez.
  Snowsez who?
  Snowsez nothing – snow can’t talk!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow day – you can sleep late.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Snowdin.
  Snowdin who?
  Snowdin and have to wait for the plow.

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Silly Winter Jokes For Kids

• What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren.
• What did the icy road say to the car? “Want to go for a spin?”
• What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
• Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow? She liked playing cool jazz.
• How do mountains stay warm? They put on their snowcaps.

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• What does December have that no other month does? The letter D.
• Where do snowmen put their money? Snowbanks.
• What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
• What can you catch with your eyes closed? A cold.
• Why did the girl keep her saxophone out in the snow? She wanted to play cool jazz.
• What falls in the winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
• Why are winter days great? They’re snow much fun!

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• Why was the blanket discouraged? The snuggle is real.
• What did one snowflake say to the other? “You’re one of a kind.”
• How do you warn one of Santa’s helpers? “Check your elf before you wreck your elf.”
• What do you call a glove combined with a snake? Smitten.
• Why do Klingons prefer winter for cooking? Their dishes are best served cold.
• I warned him about starting his own ski resort. It’s a slippery slope.

• No one likes eating outside in the winter. It’s frost come, frost served.
• What did the sign say in the reindeer stable? “There’s snow place like home.”

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Winter Dad Jokes

• Did you hear about the politicians whose best speeches were outdoors in the winter? He could really turn a freeze.
• Why is Frosty never late? Time waits for snow man.
• Why is it hard to ski after a fresh snow? With great powder comes great responsibility.
• What did one skier say to the other? “Alpine for you when you’re gone.”
• What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle? “Alp!”
• What do yeti on diets eat? Iceberg lettuce.
• Why can’t you trust snowmen? They’re real flakes.

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• Why are snowmen great at parties? They always break the ice.
• What’s the scariest part of owing Santa money? He snows where you live.
• What do you call an igloo without a bathroom? IG (no loo).
• What did the dog musher say when he got lost? “I’ve sled us astray.”
• Did you hear about the man buried alive under a sudden snowstorm? He was feeling under the weather.
• What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees? “It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
• How do you build a snow fort? You igloo it together.

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• Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable? They can see what is mitten in the stars.
• What advice should you give to snow moving to the big city? Flake it till you make it.
• Why don’t penguins fly? They’re not tall enough to be pilots.
• Who’s at the door? It’s snowbody.
• What do computers wear in the winter? Snow-boots.
• What kind of robots live in Antarctica? Snow-bots.
• Did you hear about the kid who was hit in the head with a snowball? It knocked him out cold.
• What do you get when you cross cold with anger? A brr-grrr.
• What do you call it when a reindeer ignores you? The cold shoulder.

• What do snowmen change into when it warms up? Puddles.
• What’s a sled dog’s favorite time at school? Snow-and-tell.
• What do you put over a reindeer’s crib? A snow-mobile.
• What does a mountain wear on its head? A snowcap.
• What do you call a penguin that steals calamari? A squid-napper.
• What did the salad say to get inside? “Lettuce in! It’s freezing out here!”
• What did the man say from outside the window? “Icy you!”
• What do you call a photo of the North Pole? A polar-oid.

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Snowman Winter Jokes

• What was the snowman doing in the vegetable store? Picking his nose.
• What do you call little snowmen? Chill-dren.
• Where do snowmen like to eat? At an iceberg-er joint.
• What are Frosty’s parents called? Mom and Pop-sicle.
• What do you call it when a snowman has a tantrum? A meltdown.
• What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Krispies.

• How do you protect yourself against angry snowmen? With a hairdryer.
• What are snowmen most concerned about? Global warming.
• How does a Snowman travel? By riding an icicle.
• What did the little Snowman want to do when he grew up? Be in snow-business.
• How do you know when a snowman has broken into your house? You see a carrot by the fireplace.
• Why was the snowman yellow? Ask your dog.
• What did one snowman say to his friend? Can you smell carrots?
• What do you call a snowman on roller skates? A snowmobile.

• What did the police officer say to the snowman robbing a bank? Freeze!
• Where do snowmen dance? At the snow-ball.
• What is a snowman’s favorite drink? Iced tea.
• Why can’t snow climb a ladder? Because the snow falls.
• What did Frosty the Snowman say to Jack Frost? Have an ice day!
• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
• What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle.
• Did you hear about the snowman who turned into a spy? He has a license to chill.
• Did you hear about the very rude snowman? He didn’t even carrot all.

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• How do you decorate a snowman’s birthday cake? With lots of icing.
• What do you call a snowman on a hot day? Water.
• How do you make a snowman’s bed? With fresh sheets of ice and a thick blanket of snow.
• Why do snowmen get invited to parties? They’re great at breaking the ice.
• How does a snowman say he’s serious? Snow joke.
• What do you call a snowman’s pet poodle? A slush-puppy.
• What do you sing on a snowman’s birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow.
• What’s a snowman’s favorite condiment? Chilly sauce.

• How do you build a snow house? Igloo it together.
• Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!
• What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out.
• What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

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Well, we’ve reached the end of our laughter-filled winter journey. I hope these winter jokes for kids brought a sparkle to your day and maybe even inspired a few chuckles for those little mischief-makers in your life.

Whether it’s a snowy day indoors or a chilly adventure outdoors, telling jokes is a great pass-time for the kids.

Stay warm, keep smiling, and may your days be as bright as freshly fallen snow under a winter sun.

Cheers to the silly joy of laughter!

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