119+ Funniest Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids

Here’s something that’s about to add a pinch of joy to your day – the funniest Thanksgiving jokes for kids.

I’ll treat you with a treasure trove of giggle that’s perfect for your kiddos and the whole family. So, if you’re in the mood for a good chuckle, drizzled with some holiday cheer, stick around.

Get ready for cheek-hurting amusement as we giggle our way through the world of Thanksgiving humor together with the funniest jokes!

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids

• Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because he had the drumsticks.
• Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, he’s stuffed!
• What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving? “I liked the leftovers before they were cool.”
• What happens when you’re too harsh on cranberries and make them sad? They turn into blueberries.
• Why did the turkey call it quits at the farm? He was tired of the fowl language.
• What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.

• Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.
• How do you know a turkey likes his dinner? He gobbles it up!
• Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
• What sound does a turkey make in space? Hubble Hubble
• What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing Wing!
• What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Apple gobbler
• What kind of vegetables would you like on Thanksgiving? Beets me!
• Where did the first corn come from? The “stalk” brought it.

• Why was the Thanksgiving vegetable side dish so expensive? It has 24 carrots.
• What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Squash
• What vegetable was hiding in the basement on Thanksgiving? The cellar-y.
• What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
• Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on Thanksgiving? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
• How do you fix a broken pumpkin pie? With a pumpkin patch.
• Why didn’t the chef season the turkey? He ran out of thyme.
• Who helped the squash cross the road? The crossing gourd.
• What did the sweet potato say when asked if it was hungry? ”Yes, I yam.”

• I was going to serve sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving, but I sat on them. What should I serve now? Squash
• Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving? Because everything is marked down after the holidays.
• What are turkeys mostly thankful for at Thanksgiving? Vegetarians!
• What did the little turkey say to the big turkey? Peck on someone your own size!
• What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? Have peck-nics!
• What kind of key has legs and can’t open doors? A tur-key!
• Why can’t you take a turkey near little kids? He has such “fowl” language!

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Knock-Knock Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Aaron.
  Aaron who?
  Aaron you having more turkey?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Aidan.
  Aidan who?
  Aida nother plate of Thanksgiving dinner.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Annie.
  Annie who?
  Annie body seen the gravy?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Arthur.
  Arthur who?
  Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Darryl.
  Darryl who?
  Darryl be plenty of food for everyone on Turkey Day?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ava.
  Ava who?
  Ava seen A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ben.
  Ben who?
  Ben nice to see relatives on Thanksgiving.

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• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Arthur.
  Arthur who?
  Arthur any leftovers?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Dewey.
  Dewey who?
  Dewey have to wait much longer for Pumpkin Pie?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Dez.
  Dez who?
  Dezaster in the kitchen when Dad tries to make the gravy.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Gladys.
  Gladys who?
  Gladys Thanksgiving?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  I Drew.
  I Drew who?
  I drew hand turkeys for all the place settings.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Emma.
  Emma who?
  Emma real good helper on Thanksgiving.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Esther.
  Esther who?
  Esther any more cranberry sauce?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Feather.
  Feather who?
  Feather last time, please set the table for Thanksgiving dinner!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Gladys.
  Gladys who?
  Gladys Thanksgiving Day.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Don.
  Don who?
  Don eat all the stuffing!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Happy.
  Happy who?
  Happy Thanksgiving to you.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Harry.
  Harry who?
  Harry up, I’m starvin’.

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• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Henrietta.
  Henrietta who?
  Henrietta bunch of stuffing.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Holly.
  Holly who?
  Holly days like Thanksgiving are wonderful.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Howie.
  Howie who?
  Howie going to spend Thanksgiving?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Manny.
  Manny who?
  Manny guests are coming for Thanksgiving dinner.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Mayflower.
  Mayflower who?
  Mayflower makes Thanksgiving bread.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Mike.
  Mike who?
  Mike kid sister loves Thanksgiving.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Mary.
  Mary who?
  Mary-ca celebrates Thanksgiving every November!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Nadia.
  Nadia who?
  Nadia your head if you want pumpkin pie.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Nate.
  Nate who?
  Nate too much on Thanksgiving last year…

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Odette.
  Odette who?
  Odette’s a nice looking pumpkin pie…

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• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Patty.
  Patty who?
  Patty me on the back for making such a tender turkey.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Possum.
  Possum who?
  Possum gravy over my mashed potatoes.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Savvy.
  Savvy who?
  Savvy me the drumstick!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Tamara.
  Tamara who?
  Tamara we’ll be having turkey again.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Waddle.
  Waddle who?
  Waddle you do for big piece of sweet potato pie?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Wanda.
  Wanda who?
  Wanda be in the Thanksgiving parade?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Wilma.
  Wilma who?
  Wil Ma know to save the wish bone?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Wilma.
  Wilma who?
  Wil Ma make cookies for Thanksgiving?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Zeb.
  Zeb who?
  Zeb baster is for making gravy?

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Silly Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids

• Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize? It was outstanding in its field.
• Why don’t side dishes tell jokes? They’re too corny.
• Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving? Because it’s a-maize-ing.
• What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving? “Quack.”
• Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field? He wanted mashed potatoes.
• What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.

• Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
• What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey? “All about that baste.”
• What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google.”
• What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?” “A poultry-geist.”
• What kind of weather does a turkey like best? Fowl weather.
• Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing.
• Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned their table manners.
• What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
• What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!

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• How did the salt and pepper welcome their guests? “Seasoning’s greetings!”
• What kind of noise does a limping turkey make? Wobble wobble.
• What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving? “May the forks be with you.”
• What do you wear to a Thanksgiving dinner? A har-VEST
• Why was the turkey expelled from the game? It committed a fowl.
• How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving? It took the gravy train.
• What did the turkey say to the mashed potatoes? It’s gravy from here on out.
• What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself.
• Did you hear the one about the rude turkey? It was jerk-y.

• What should you do if there is a fire during Thanksgiving dinner? Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
• What should you tell your family when they want you to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes? “I can’t quit cold turkey.”
• What did the pumpkin pie say to the pecan pie? ”I only have pies for you.”
• What does Carly Rae Jepsen sing on Thanksgiving? “Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.”
• What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving dinner? “Oh my gourd, I ate too much.”

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Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

• What does a turkey eat for dessert? Peach Gobbler.
• How do you tell the difference between turkeys and chickens? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.
• It’s already Thanksgiving again, because time flies — even if turkeys don’t.
• The only ones more stuffed than us on Thanksgiving are the turkeys.
• Why wasn’t the turkey hungry on Thanksgiving? It was already stuffed.
• What can never be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner? Thanksgiving breakfast.
• What do selfish people call Thanksgiving? Thankstaking.
• What’s a turkey without feathers called? Thanksgiving dinner.

• What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock.
• Why did the pilgrims’ pants always fall? Because the pilgrims used to wear their buckles on their hats.
• What face do pilgrims make when they are in pain? Pil-grim face.
• What dish makes the worst jokes at a Thanksgiving dinner? The corny bread.
• What’s the difference between a cranberry farmer and a pirate? Pirates bury their treasure and cranberry farmers treasure their berries.
• What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!

• Mom: “Time to fix Thanksgiving dinner.” Dad: “Why, is it broken?”
• Why did the policeman crash Thanksgiving dinner? To stop people from going over the feed limit.
• What comes at the end of Thanksgiving dinner? The letter “R.”
• What did the pilgrims use to bake their Thanksgiving desserts? May-flour.
• Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
• Be nice to your cranberry sauce or it’ll turn into blueberry sauce.

• If pilgrims travel on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? Scholar ships.
• When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? When you’re looking at a dictionary.
• What does a vampire call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.

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Wasn’t that a hoot?

I hope these thanksgiving jokes for kids added more joy to your holiday. Throw these jokes in while enjoying your Thanksgiving dinner or just when you need a good old solo giggle. Remember, a side dish of giggles makes every celebration extra special.

Have a fantastic Thanksgiving!

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