Get ready because we’re serving knock-knock jokes for all ages!
It’s like a secret code to happiness that even time can’t resist. Imagine a world where laughter is the currency, and all you need is a simple knock to enter the chuckle chamber. Bring these classic dad jokes back to life with our funny knock-knock jokes for kids and funny knock-knock jokes that’ll knock-knock your socks off.
Grab a comfy seat and get ready to knock on the door of uproarious fun because, my friend, the laughter train is about to depart, and everyone’s got a ticket!
Table of Contents
- Funny Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock Knock Jokes With Names
- Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids
- Cute Knock Knock Jokes
- Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock Knock Jokes For Adults
- Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes
Funny Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly, cow says moooo!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we can go on a date?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police tell me I’m your type!
- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Aherd.
Aherd who?
Aherd you like girls who tell knock-knock jokes!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you soon, right?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy’s my birthday. Woohoo!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I’m home.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
There’s a quack in my butt.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t answer the door.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin other knock-knock joke.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer google.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be wrapped in a big hug right now?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Odysseus.
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe-C-D-E!
Knock Knock Jokes With Names
- Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Earl!
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin your house!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Diane!
Diane who?
Diane to meet you!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I’m hungry I need a snack!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Darwin!
Darwin who?
I’ll be Darwin you to open the door!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can do better!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Haven.
Haven who?
Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saul.
Saul who?
Saul there is — there ain’t no more!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet prince!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water so please let me in!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita go to the bathroom!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carl.
Carl who?
A Carl get you there faster than a bike.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec it when you ask me questions.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
I think it’s pronounced Idaho.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who? /
Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nicholas.
Nicholas who?
A Nicholas not much money these days.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way can you let me in?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Is Sarah phone I could use?
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rolling, they hating…
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans and you pay for them, OK?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
June.
June who?
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana tell you this great knock knock joke.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Champ.
Champ who?
Sure, but don’t forget conditioner.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sham.
Sham who?
Oh, you’ve been to SeaWorld too!
Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up; it’s cold outside!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That’s right!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wood.
Wood who?
Wood you like to hear another joke?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me! I forgot my own punchline!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door; it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Souperman!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!
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Cute Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll go out with me!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher me, obviously.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hershey’s.
Hershey’s who?
Hershey’s kiss!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pauline!
Pauline who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise your boyfriend!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a whole lot.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you stunning.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use—I just can’t stop thinking about you.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita kiss from you, please!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana spend the rest of my life with you.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda who?
Baby, Yoda one for me!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you, who else?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin in this world can keep us apart.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
I needle little love right now.
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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock Knock!!
Who’s there?
Turin.
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire this Halloween!
- Knock Knock!!
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way!
- Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!
- Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
- Knock Knock!!
Who’s there?
Tad.
Tad who?
Tad old black magic!
- Knock Knock!!
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad Halloween joke!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
How
How who?
How are we going to get in if you don’t open the door?
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or Tweet!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire state building!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Wolvesly.
Wolvesly who?
Wolves say Happy Howloween!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Weeee!
Weeee who?
Weeee like candy!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Forbes!
Forbes who?
Forbes of Evil!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Fozzie!
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, TRICK OR TREAT!!!!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter have some nice Halloween candy!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Eyesore!
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like candy!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, Trick or trick!
- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Norway!
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you give me a candy!
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas is here!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when Santa’s on his way.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Christmastime, don’t you?
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas. You too?
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa.
Inter–
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?
- Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful…
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas…
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger…
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly…
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oh, Chris.
Oh, Chris who?
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow…
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all those presents!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pikachu.
Pikachu who?
Pikachu Christmas presents and you’ll be in trouble.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Claus.
Claus who?
Claus I can’t wait any longer!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open your gift!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway am I kissing anyone under the mistletoe!
Knock Knock Jokes For Adults
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Warrior.
Warrior who?
Warrior you been? You’re late!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me, I love you.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Birthday.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lass.
Lass who?
Round ‘em up cowboy!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Len.
Len who?
Len me some money, please.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone have an extra pencil?
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with you later.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A-man-da fix the door.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita dentist, I have a toothache.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doggone.
Doggone who?
I don’t know, but we’d better find him.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a bit closer, I have something to tell you.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Meyer.
Meyer who?
Meyer eyes are so pretty.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs are my favorite.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beth.
Beth who?
Beth wishes on your birthday.\
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick, we’re late!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl stop knocking if you answer.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Drew.
Drew who?
Drew you a bath, you stink!
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom. Hurry up!
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Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Definitely not your father.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alzheimer.
Alzheimer who?
Knock, knock.
- Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who’s there?
Oh that’s right I don’t have a house.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys over, I couldn’t stand another minute of that funeral.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some!
Some who?
Some a*shole talking to a knock-knock joke.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda Smellmop.
Wanda Smellmop who?
No, thanks, I’m not into that
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The KGB.
The KGB who?
Ve will ask sa questions!
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin kids from their parents
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the shovel; we need to bury the evidence.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be buried, six feet under or cremated?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Pls lettuce out of the basement
- Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Grandma!
Grandma wh-, Hoy Shit Stop The Funeral!
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Billy.
Billy who?
Billy began to cry as he realized his own grandmother could no longer recognize the sound of his voice.
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the village idiot’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken!
We’ve reached the end of our journey through the world of knock-knock jokes for all ages.
Thanks for sharing a chuckle or two with us, and here’s to more moments of light-hearted fun in the future!
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