130+ Funniest Easter Jokes For Kids

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s time to dive headfirst into a world brimming with giggles and egg-citement!

Our eggstra-special collection of Funniest Easter Jokes for Kids is here to turn your Easter into a laughter-packed extravaganza. From belly laughs that rival a bunny’s hop to puns so eggstraordinary they’ll crack you up, we’ve got it all!

It’s time to unleash the joy and fill the air with the sound of infectious laughter. Buckle up for a side-splitting adventure that promises to make your Easter celebration one for the books!

Funny Easter Jokes For Kids

• How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood? He’s hoppy.
• How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the gray hares.
• Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? In his Easter casket!
• Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
• What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.
• Why was it a surprise that I showed up to Easter on time this year? Because I’m always choco-late!

• What do you call two best friends on Easter? Two Peeps in a pod!
• Why were the chickens huddled together? They were hatching a plan for the Easter egg hunt.
• Why wasn’t the bunny that funny this Easter? Because we poached all his best yolks!
• Why was the Easter movie so scary? Because it was really hare-raising!
• What do you tell a jokester egg on Easter? You’re crackin’ me up!
• What do you put in your hair before church on Easter? Hare spray!
• What does a mommy egg say to a baby egg on Easter? You’re egg-stra special.
• When do the kids go to bed on Easter? When they’re eggs-hausted.

• Why was the little kid sad after the egg hunt? Because an egg beater.
• What kind of beans grow in the garden on Easter? Jelly beans!
• How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen the Easter Bunny with glasses?!
• What do you say after you aburp during Easter brunch? Eggs-cuse me!
• How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
• Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.

• What’s the most popular baby bunny name? Peter!
• When is it okay to place all your eggs in one basket? On Easter!
• What sport do you have to play on Easter? Basket-ball.

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Knock-Knock Easter Jokes For Kids

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Alma.
  Alma who?
  Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Arthur.
  Arthur who?
  Arthur any more eggs to decorate?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Donna.
  Donna who?
  Donna want to decorate some eggs?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Harvey.
  Harvey who?
  Harvey good Easter everyone.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Heidi.
  Heidi who?
  Heidi the eggs around the house.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Howard.
  Howard who?
  Howard you like a chocolate bunny?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Police.
  Police who?
  Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Sherwood.
  Sherwood who?
  Sherwood like to have an Easter basket like yours.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Wendy.
  Wendy who?
  Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Ann.
  Ann who?
  Ann Easter bunny (An Easter bunny)

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Anna.
  Anna who?
  Anna other Easter bunny (Another Easter bunny)

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Maura.
  Maura who?
  Maura Easter bunnies (More Easter bunnies)

• Knock knock!
  Who’s there?
  No more
  No more who?
  No more Easter bunnies, wait till next year!!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Howie.
  Howie who?
  Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies? (How’re we gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies)

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Easter.
  Easter, who?
  The Easter Bunny

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Some bunny.
  Some bunny Who?
  Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Bea.
  Bea who?
  Bea kind on Easter.

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Berlin.
  Berlin who?
  Berlin the water for hard-boiled Easter eggs.

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Bing.
  Bing who?
  Bing me some candy please Mr. Easter bunny.

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Blur.
  Blur who?
  Blur, it’s too cold for an Easter egg hunt.

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• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Carrie
  Carrie who?
  Carrie my Easter basket please, it’s too heavy.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Chuck.
  Chuck who?
  Chuckolate Easter bunnies are my favorite.

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Donut.
  Donut who?
  Donut forget to say Happy Easter!

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Ferret
  Ferret who?
  Ferret the jelly beans I got in my Easter basket!

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Fiona
  Fiona who?
  Fiona lookout for the Easter Bunny.

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Fonda
  Fonda who?
  Fonda Easter, how about you?

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Freddie.
  Freddie who?
  Freddie for Easter.

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Handsome.
  Handsome who?
  Handsome Easter candy to me please.

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Hans.
  Hans who?
  Hans off my Easter candy!

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Harriet.
  Harriet who?
  Harriet a bunch of Easter candy and got a tummy ache.

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Harris.
  Harris who?
  Harris another word for bunny!

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Hayden.
  Hayden who?
  Hayden eggs on Easter is fun!

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Holly.
  Holly who?
  Hollyulujah – it’s Easter.

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Hominy.
  Hominy who?
  Hominy Easter eggs did you find?

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Tommy.
  Tommy who?
  Tommy aches from eating too many Easter jelly beans.

• Knock Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Zeke
  Zeke who?
  Zeke and you shall find Easter eggs!

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Silly Easter Jokes For Kids

• What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate bunny.
• What do you call a bunny with lice? Bugs Bunny!
• What did one egg say to the other egg? Heard any good yolks lately
• What do you call a zen egg? An ommmmmmlet.
• Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat out? IHOP.
• How does the Easter Bunny travel all over the world? Via hareplane.
• How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Via hare mail.
• What do you call a Transformer Bunny? Hop-timus Prime.

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• What did the egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke? You crack me up.
• How many eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one. After that, it’s not empty anymore.
• What stories do eggs tell their children? Yolk tales.
• How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Eggs-ercise
• What does a bunny like to dance to? Hip-hop.
• What do you call a bunny with money? A millionhare.
• What is a rabbit’s favorite jewelry? A 24-carrot gold ring.
• What do you call a rabbit with a cold? A runny bunny.
• What did the rabbit say to the carrot? I’d like to get to gnaw you.
• What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny!

• Why are you so tired in April? Because you just finished a March.
• How does Easter always end? With an “r.”
• Why did the jelly bean go to school? Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.
• What kind of vegetable is angry? A steamed carrot!
• Would February March? No, but April May.
• Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs marks the spot!
• How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

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Easter Dad Jokes

• What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg? Look at your dye job!
• What happens when you crack a bad joke at school on Easter? You get egg-spelled!
• What does one Easter bunny say to another if they want to flirt? You’re ear-resistable.
• Why should you never show Easter eggs a scary movie? They’re all a little chicken!
• Who would lose in a fight: peeps or chocolate bunnies? Peeps, because they’re way too soft.
• Which college did the Easter bunny have at the top of his list? John Hop-kins University, their track team is great at the long jump!

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• What did the mama rabbit say to the baby rabbit when she snuck a look at her Easter basket? No Peep-ing!
• Why did the Easter Bunny cross its mom? Because it was Good Friday!
• How do you get the Easter bunny to stay past Sunday? Simply raise its celery.
• Christmas comes before Easter in one place only—where is it? The dictionary!
• What happens if you fall in love on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
• How does Easter end? With an “R”!
• Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter time? Because they’re eggs-tinct.
• What’s one way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.
• How can you speed up buying Easter dinner groceries? Use the eggs-press lane!

• When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter? In the dictionary!
• How do you send an Easter letter? By hare mail!
• Why can’t we be late on Easter? Because there are no eggs-cuses!
• Why did the chicken make the Easter breakfast? Because he’s an eggs-pert in the kitchen!
• Why did the the bunny fall for the chicken? Because he was eggs-actly her type!
• How does the family like their eggs on Easter? Over-easy like a Sunday morning.

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Easter Bunny Jokes For Kids

• Why couldn’t the Easter bunny fly home for Easter? It didn’t have the hare fare.
• Why did the bunnies go on strike? Because they wanted better celery.
• Why can’t the Easter bunny’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
• Why doesn’t the Easter bunny get hot in the summer? It has hare conditioning.
• What does the Easter bunny say before it eats? “Lettuce pray.”
• Why is the Easter bunny so funny? He always has a tail to tell!

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• Why is the Easter bunny so lazy? Be he doesn’t carrot all!
• What is the Easter bunny’s favorite song? “Don’t Worry Be Hoppy.”
• Why did the Easter bunny keep coming back to brunch? Because the food was egg-stremely good!
• Why was the Easter bunny’s party so fun? Because everyone had a cracking time!
• What music does the Easter Bunny dance to? Hip-hop.
• How does the Easter Bunny stay active? Eggs-ercise.
• What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.
• What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate one!
• What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite way to travel? By hare-plane.

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• What’s a bunny’s favorite type of book? One with a hoppy ending.
• What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter? Eggs-hausted.
• What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
• Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken stole his Easter eggs!
• What’s a forgetful bunny called? Hare-brained.
• How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? You’ve never seen a bunny who needs glasses!
• Why would a bunny wear a hat? When it’s having a bad hare day.
• Why couldn’t the duck work for the Easter Bunny? He kept quacking the eggs.
• What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
• Why did the rabbit go to the dance? To do the bunny hop.

• What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny.
• What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball!
• How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Lots of eggs-ercise!
• What do you get when you cross a bumblebee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.

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And that, my friends, marks the end of our eggstravaganza of laughter! We hope these Funniest Easter Jokes for Kids sprinkled an extra layer of joy over your Easter festivities. Whether you found yourself giggling with the Easter bunny or sharing a hearty laugh with your peeps, we’re thrilled to have been a part of your eggcellent celebration.

Here’s to wishing you a crack-up-tastic day ahead, filled with unbridled joy, contagious smiles, and, of course, an abundance of chocolate!

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