119+ Christmas Jokes for Kids

‘Tis the season to be jolly, and here’s a sleighful of cheer for you with Christmas jokes for kids!

I’ll take you in a winter wonderland of giggles and yuletide chuckles. Whether you’re a kid, a kid at heart, or just someone in need of a good belly laugh, you’re in for a treat.

Grab your hot cocoa, find a cozy spot by the fireplace, and let the festive fun begin! One thing I love to do is write down on small notes a dozen or so of the funniest Christmas jokes. Then fold them up and put in a hat (or stocking) and then have my family members draw a joke to read out loud. It’s mostly for the kids to have fun.

You can also put them as little funny treats at the end of everyone’s stocking.

Now, let’s jump into the spirit of Christmas with these funny jokes for kids.

10 Best Christmas Jokes for Kids

• What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? Elfis.
• How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He refers to his calen-deer.
• What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph

• Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning? Because it was Decembrrrrr!
• What should you give your parents at Christmas? A list of what you want.
• Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks? Santa Jaws.

• What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets!
• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
• What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet.
• What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Mary.
  Mary who?
  Mary Christmas!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Chris.
  Chris who?
  Christmas is here!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Murray.
  Murray who?
  Murray Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Mary and Abby.
  Mary and Abby who?
  Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Avery.
  Avery who?
  Avery merry Christmas to you!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Coal.
  Coal who?
  Coal me when Santa’s on his way.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Olive.
  Olive who?
  Olive Christmastime, don’t you?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Gladys.
  Gladys who?
  Gladys Christmas. You too?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Yah.
  Yah who?
  Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Santa.
  Santa who?
  Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?

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• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Interrupting Santa.
  Inter–
  Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Howard.
  Howard who?
  Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?

• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Honda.
  Honda who?
  Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Anna.
  Anna who?
  Anna partridge in a pear tree.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Oakham.
  Oakham who?
  Oakham all ye faithful…

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Ima.
  Ima who?
  Ima dreaming of a white Christmas…

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Wayne.
  Wayne who?
  Wayne in a manger…

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Elf.
  Elf who?
  Elf me wrap this present!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Holly.
  Holly who?
  Holly up already and help me wrap this present!

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• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Yule.
  Yule who?
  Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Luke.
  Luke who?
  Luke at all those presents!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Doughnut.
  Doughnut who?
  Doughnut open until Christmas!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Pikachu.
  Pikachu who?
  Pikachu Christmas presents and you’ll be in trouble.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Snow.
  Snow who?
  Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Claus.
  Claus who?
  Claus I can’t wait any longer!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Harry.
  Harry who?
  Harry up and open your gift!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Norway.
  Norway who?
  Norway am I kissing anyone under the mistletoe!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Dexter.
  Dexter who?
  Dexter halls with boughs of holly…

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Olive.
  Olive who?
  Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Oh, Chris.
  Oh, Chris who?
  Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…

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Christmas Dad Jokes

• How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
• What’s the most popular Christmas wine? ‘I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’
• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
• What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
• How you can tell that Santa is real? You can always sense his presents.
• What is Santa’s nationality? He’s North Pole-ish

• How does Santa take photos? With a Pole-aroid camera, of course.
• Why doesn’t Santa go to the hospital? He has private elf care.
• What does Santa eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes
• What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?
• What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
• What are the best Christmas sweaters made from? Fleece Navidad.

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• What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia.
• What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
• What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.
• Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered!
• What do you call a snowman that can walk? Snow-mobile.

• What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents? Idaho-ho-ho.
• Where does santa keep all his money? At the snow bank.
• What is the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.
• What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
• What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we’ll go places!

• Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!
• How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
• What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
• What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.

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Silly Christmas Jokes For Kids

• Did you hear that Santa knows karate? He has a black belt.
• What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip? Crisp Pringles.
• How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed.
• Why did Frosty’s wife ask for a divorce? He was a total flake.

• Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho ho ho.
• Why didn’t Rudolph go to school? He was elf-taught.
• Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley.
• Why don’t reindeer like picnics? Because of all their ant-lures.
• What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather? Is it going to rain, dear?
• Why did Santa’s helper see a therapist? Because he had low elf-esteem.
• Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit.

• What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
• What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cari-boo.
• What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast? The One Show!
• Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks.
• Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.
• What do elves post on Social Media? Elf-ies.

• Why can’t penguins fly? They’re not tall enough to be pilots.
• What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards!
• What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ‘ribbet ribbet’? A Mistle-toad.
• Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.
• How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.
• What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backward.
• What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!

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Christmas Tree Jokes For Kids

• What do Christmas trees get when they go numb? Pines and needles!
• What do Christmas trees get when they’re ill? Tinselitus!
• How are Christmas trees more noticeable in December? They have more presence!
• Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!
• Why do Christmas trees make such wonderful pets? They have a great bark, but wooden bite!
• Why didn’t the Christmas tree perform well on it’s algebra test? It got stumped by all the questions!
• Where do young trees learn to become Christmas trees? Elementree school!

• What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm? May the forest be with you!
• What was the Christmas tree’s favourite subject in high school? Treegonometree!
• Why was the Christmas tree’s friend so sad? It was a weeping willow!
• How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on!
• Why was there ice cream under the Christmas tree? To go with the pine cones!
• What looks like half a Christmas tree? They other half!
• How did the two rival Christmas trees get along? They signed a peace tree-ty!
• What happens to Christmas trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy!
• How do Christmas trees make their feelings heard? They o-pine up!
• What was the Christmas tree’s favourite shape? A treeangle!

• What was the Christmas tree’s favourite thing about Star Trek? The Captain’s log!
• Why was the Christmas tree hosting the awards show? He really knew how to present!
• What do Christmas tree’s wear at the pool? Trunks!
• Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
• What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties? Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow!
• What did the Balsam Fir say when he was picked up from the tree farm? Christmas be my lucky day!
• My cat has been nibbling on the christmas tree… She’s now coughing up for balls!
• What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Been nice gnawing you!
• What don’t you want your dog to run into over Christmas vacation? A Christmas flea!

• Why did the Christmas tree go to decorating school? So it could spruce up the forest!
• How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer? You decorate it with HORNaments!
• What did the Christmas tree do after it’s bank closed? It started its own branch!
• How was the Christmas tree like a bad seamstress? They both drop needles!
• Why are there so many Christmas trees at the North Pole? Be clause, why not?!
• What do you call a Christmas tree that only appears in action movies? Spruce Willis!
• Why are Christmas trees rubbish at sewing? They always drop their needles!
• What do scientists decorate at Christmas? A chemis-tree!
• How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out? They spruce up!

• What do you call a computer that grows on a Christmas tree? A PineApple!
• Everyone likes decorating the Christmas tree, but taking it down confuses me… It’s really disornamenting!
• What did one Christmas tree say to the grumpy Christmas tree? Lighten up!

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I hope these jokes got you a few giggles to warm your holiday season. Share these Christmas jokes for kids with your little elves, and may the spirit of whimsy accompany you through the twinkling lights and tinsel.

A sprinkle of humor always makes the season even brighter, so remember to add plenty!

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