130+ Funniest Animal Jokes For Kids

If you’re on the hunt for animal jokes for kids, you’re in for a treat. We’ve rounded up some super silly and adorable animal jokes with clever elephants, goofy penguins, and even hilarious crabs—yeah, we’ve got them all covered!

So, find a comfy spot, gather the little ones, and let’s dive into a world of laughter where animals take center stage. Get ready for some big smiles and belly laughs with these animal jokes for kids!

Funny Animal Jokes For Kids

• Why aren’t dogs good dancers? They have two left feet.
• What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot!
• What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker.
• Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
• What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
• Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her!

• What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
• How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
• What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
• What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
• Why don’t elephants chew gum? They do, just not in public.
• What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon
• What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
• Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
• How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
• What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

• Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse.
• Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
• What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks.
• What happened when the skunk was on trial? The judge declared, “Odor in the court, odor in the court!”
• What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
• What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh.
• What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie-talkie.
• What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
• What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier? Cowboom!
• What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzzzzzcuts.
• What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake? A pie-thon.

• Why can’t you play hockey with pigs? They always hog the puck.
• Why do porcupines always win the game? They have the most points.
• Where do elephants pack their clothes? In their trunks!
• What part of the fish weighs the most? The scales.
• What’s an owl’s favorite subject? Owlgebra.

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Knock-Knock Animal Jokes For Kids

• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Barbara.
  Barbara who?
  Barbara, black sheep, have you any wool? (nursery rhyme)

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Alli.
  Alli who?
  Alligator, that’s who!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Althea.
  Althea who?
  Althea later alligator!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Caterpillar.
  Caterpillar who?
  Caterpillar a few mice for you!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Dimitri.
  Dimitri who?
  Dimitri is where lamb chops grow.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Dinosaur.
  Dinosaur who?
  Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!

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• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Giraffe.
  Giraffe who?
  Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Janet.
  Janet who?
  Janet a big fish?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Kanga.
  Kanga who?
  Actually, it’s kangaroo!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Kanga.
  Kanga who?
  No, Kangaroo!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Leslie.
  Leslie who?
  Leslie town and go ride a horse.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Monkey.
  Monkey who?
  Monkey see. Monkey do.

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• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Moose.
  Moose who?
  Moose you be so nosy?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Thea.
  Thea who?
  Thea later, alligator!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Thumpin.
  Thumping who?
  Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Yvette.
  Yvette who?
  Yvette helps a lot of animals!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Aardvark.
  Aardvark who?
  Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Alpaca.
  Alpaca who?
  Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Cook.
  Cook who?
  Ah, it must be spring!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Flea.
  Flea who?
  Flea blind mice.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Goat.
  Goat who?
  Goat to the door and find out.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Gorilla.
  Gorilla who?
  Gorilla burger, I’ve got the buns and the relish!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Gorilla.
  Gorilla who?
  Gorilla me a steak.

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Lemming.
  Lemming who?
  Lemming tree is very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Some bunny.
  Some bunny who?
  Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!

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Silly Animal Jokes For Kids

• Why are elephants so wrinkled? – Because they take too long to iron.
• Can a wallaby jump higher than a building? – Of course … buildings can’t jump.
• What do you get from a pampered cow? – Spoiled milk.
• Why do fish live in salt water? – Because pepper makes them sneeze!
• What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? – Chicken.
• Why did the hot dog wear a sweater? – Because it was a chili dog.
• How do bees get to school? – By school buzz!

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• What do you call an alligator who wears a vest? An investigator.
• How do you catch squirrels? – Climb a tree and act like a nut.
• Why did the lion spit out the clown? – Because he tasted funny.
• Why don’t leopards play hide and seek? – They’re always spotted.
• What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a pig? – Bacon and legs.
• Why do gorillas have big nostrils? – Because they have big fingers.
• Where do polar bears vote? – The North Poll.
• What do you call a parrot when he can’t fly? – A walkie talkie.
• What did the judge say when the skunk walked in? – Odor in the court.
• What did the banana do when the money chased it? – It split.
• What’s black and white and red all over? – A sunburnt penguin.

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• What do you call a baby monkey that’s just like his dad? – A chimp off the old block.
• Why do pandas love old movies? – They are black and white.
• What kind of snake do you find on a car? – A windshield viper.
• Why did the sheep cross the road? – To get to the baaaaarber shop!
• Why did the sheep cross the road? – To get to the baaaaarber shop!
• What do you call a sleeping bull? – A bull-dozer.
• Where do milkshakes come from? – Nervous cows!

• What is a cow’s favorite ice cream? – MOOnila!
• What did the horse say when it fell? – I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
• What do you call a bison that is good at telling lies? – Bluffalo.
• What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? – An eggroll.
• Where did the sheep go on vacation? – The Baaaahamas.
• Why did the duck cross the playground? – To get to the other slide.
• What did the farmer call the cow that didn’t produce milk? – An udder failure

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Animal Dad Jokes

• Why did the pig dump her boyfriend? Because he was a real BOAR.
• As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog, but he’d herd them all.
• What farm animal keeps the best time? A watch dog.
• What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bour.
• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
• What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime.
• Why do cows have hooves instead of feet. Because they lactose.
• What do you call a cow with no calf? Decaffeinated.

• What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows? What a miss-steak.
• What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows? Udder nonsense.
• Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
• BOY: “Dad, can you put the cat out?” DAD: “I didn’t know it was on fire!”
• How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, “Ribbit, ribbit” and a horny toad says, “Rub it, rub it.”
• Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, “Do you recall your worst day last year?” The other responds, “Yes, the day I had diarrhea!”
• You know what you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

• You hear what the elephant said to the naked man? He said, “How do you breathe through something so small?”
• Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
• How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
• Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
• What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? He said, “Put it on my bill.”
• You hear the frog’s car broke down? Yeah, it had to be toad away.
• You know what’s smarter than a talking bird? A spelling bee!
• GIRL: “Dad, why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?” DAD: “‘Cause if it were 12 inches long it’d be a foot!”
• What do you call a rabbit that has fleas? Bugs bunny.
• Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
• Why did the crab never share? Because he’s shellfish.

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• What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison.”
• What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
• You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A trumpet.
• What do you call a fish with two knees? A “two-knee” fish.
• What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.
• How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
• What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.
• What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
• A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
•  Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

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• Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
• I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
• What did the horse say after it tripped? “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

We hope these animal jokes for kids have brought joy, laughter, and maybe even a snort or two into your homes. Remember, the best part about sharing jokes is the contagious happiness that follows, so don’t be shy—spread the laughter far and wide. Whether you’re reciting these jokes during family dinners, playdates, or bedtime, let the animal antics continue to be a source of joy.

And hey, if you’ve got a budding comedian in the house, encourage them to come up with their own animal jokes. After all, there’s no such thing as too much laughter!

Happy giggling!

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